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Golf Betting at Doral with Woody and Lefty

Bookmark and Share by Billy Ray Valentine aka YoBaby

There’s finally a reason to quit watching Charlie Sheen rants and live meltdowns 24/7 – Golf Betting at Doral with Woody and Lefty.

Tiger Woods and Phil Mickelson are paired together for the first 36 holes in the WGC-Cadillac, which is played at the TPC Blue Monster at Doral.

I don’t expect the kind of crumbling that Johnny Miller spoke of when he compared Tiger Woods fall to Mike Tyson, but we may see somebody get very angry during these first two days.

Lefty got tired of losing every Golf Betting wager he made on himself against Tiger. Phil Mickelson took the route of going with Tiger’s old coach Butch Harmon so he could not only beat Tiger at his own game, but also hate on Tiger with his new swing coach.

I can just see Phil inviting Johnny Miller and Jesper Parnevik to join himself and Butch on his casual 4some “The Tiger Player Haters Club (TTPHC). The hating is about to stop due to a knockout.

Tiger’s game, life and persona have been taking a beating for over a year now, but the PLAY-UH HATE-UHS better WRECK UGH NIZE! This man is about to come flying up the charts and start picking off players, press writers and panocha (ask someone who knows Spanish).

Let’s put this in a business example. If Tiger Woods were traded in the stock market, I would be buying up everything I could with all the Charlie Sheen stock I was selling!! I would also make my wagers for Golf Betting on Woods every week starting with Doral against Lefty.

The facts are that these two golf professionals don’t really like or respect each other on a personal basis. On the golf course, that all changes due to the same rule that applies to football called “Any Given Sunday”.

Both El Tigre and Lefty know that if they stumble, stutter or stammer that the other guy will stick it in and break it off. Neither one of these guys have a tie as acceptable when Friday’s round is done. They both want to embarrass each other and be the ultimate champion on Sunday afternoon.

The fact they’re playing together can also work for Americans in general. These two are already sharp for the Masters in a month, but this level of competition can only stoke their internal fire.

Don’t bet any foreigner in your Golf Betting against either one of these two now. This should elevate both of these Gringos past the short-lived European hold on the top spots in World Ranking.

That’s right USA, the belt is coming back home for good! It just may take a lot of bitch-slapping and shit-talking along the way.

And if it happens to turn into a Mike Tyson type story Johnny, I’ll make my Golf Betting wagers on Tiger Woods the same way Tyson KO’d Marvis Frazier – First Round in 30 seconds.