Guide to Tiger Woods Prop Betting

Everybody’s favorite kicking boy, the still incomparable Tiger Woods, will be exiting his yacht some time in 2010 and hitting the golf course again.

There’s no doubt about that. The only reason that the Tiger scandal has erupted the way it has is because El Tigre, unlike Michael Jordan in the 1990’s, doesn’t have a back-up sport to cling to like M.J. did with baseball.

Chuck Barkley? That guy has made a career off of being a buffoon. So, he doesn’t count. He just has to smile and even the police in Phoenix, notorious for sending teenagers directly to tent city, will let Sir Charles off the hook. Check out this artist’s interpretation of the “Tri-idiot-virate”.

Not so for El Tigre. There just wasn’t a back-up plan. Maybe Tiger should think about making a wager on some of these props in the golf sportsbook himself. My phone is on vibrate in case you need me to lay a few bucks for you El Tigre!

Tiger Woods Prop Bets

When will an illegitimate kid show up?

Once the mother with the illegitimate kid hears wind of El Tigre and Elin signing the divorce papers, she’ll send a message to Tiger’s lawyer and…well, the rest is easy to imagine, right? She’ll wait, of course, until the papers are just about to be signed. That’s in order to get the most she can out of it.

Let’s go with April through July 2010.

Pick: April thru July 2010 at odds of +150

Which mistress will write a book first?

Holly Sampson is a porn star and what’s easier than making a living by having sex? Kind of gross but easy, right? She could write a book, but why write when she can turn on a camera? The odds on Mindy Lawton and Jamie Grubbs aren’t that good and Grubbs is far to annoying for anyone to want be interested in reading a full book about her. A publisher probably will save the advance for someone with a bit more class. That lady will be Rachel Uchitel who has been nothing but sweet and nice since this thing broke.

Get over the guy, Rachel. He will never love you. So, expect Uchitel to discuss her past life, her husband perishing in the September 11th terror attacks, along with her affair with Tiger. The thing is it could be a very poignant book as Uchitel actually has some class and that outsells trash these days if you can get Oprah behind it.

Pick: Rachel Uchitel at +600

Which woman will Tiger spend Christmas with?

His mama, Kultida Woods, is -300. I might consider making that wager except the paparazzi are going to be all over Kultida this week. So, I’m going with Rosy Palm but there aren’t any odds on Rosy. I’d advise skipping this one.

Will Tiger win the next major he enters?

No. Don’t bet it because the odds of -600 are just too low. But, no, he won’t.

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