MLB player busted!
by Jay M.
Tampa Bay Devil Rays outfielder Alex Sanchez is officially the first player publicly identified for violating baseball's new drug policy. Sanchez was given a 10-day without pay suspension. Sanchez will lose approximately $32,787.
"I know I did nothing incorrect. ... I take stuff I buy over the counter. Multivitamins, protein shakes, muscle relaxants. That kind of stuff," Sanchez said.
Muscle relaxants?? You mean like horse tranquilizers or like Roofies?
Where’s his pharmacy located? On the corner of Crack and Eight-ball?
"The way the system is, you're guilty until proven innocent," Sanchez's agent, Juan Iglesias, told The Miami Herald.
As far as I can tell, if you test positive for drugs, you ARE guilty. Case closed.
