The 2009 Plays of the Year
by Tim Furious
The Real Plays Of The Year
10. Where The Hell Are The Security Guards?
What makes this clip so incredible is the fact that these two idiots/heroes were able to celebrate on the field for minutes before being apprehended by security. Think about it: minutes! How many times have morons stormed on to the field only to get hammered by security guards who never made the pros? These guys not only didn’t’ get accosted Artest-styles by the players on the field, they ran around like boobs and nobody tried to stop them. For all streakers and 15-second of famers out there, these guys are heroes.
9. Why I Never Want Kids…Especially Daughters
It’s actually also tied as the most adorable video of 2009, but if my kid threw this foul ball over the railing…she would’ve shortly followed. I’m that serious about my “worth totally nothing on eBay” collection of sport memorabilia.
8. Dan Henderson Knocks Out Bisping…Twice
Just watch the ref as he races to try and save Bisping from having his eyeballs shoved in to his brain. Helpless, defenseless and senseless on the mat, Bisping is subjected to a gravity bomb from Dan Henderson, who waited an entire season of The Ultimate Fighter to get a clean shot at Bisping. Well he got it, and the best part is that he earned it.
7. Adrian Peterson Bashes Gay
Every wonder what it’s like to get truck sticked in real life? Well, enjoy.
6. Manu Hates Animals
PETA always shows up when celebrities are wearing fur coats, or toting dogs around in purses. So where the hell were they when Manu was concussing a bat to death? This would’ve been the highlight of the year if the bat was Robert Pattinson was trying to go method.
5. The Balloon Goal
A goalie’s life is hard enough. It’s even tougher when a kid throws a stray red balloon on to the field and it ends up deciding the game.
4. Leif Olsen’s Hole-In-One-Off-Other-Ball
Leif Olsen ruined another golfer’s tee-shot and bagged himself a BMZ Z4 Roadster, which cost about $60 grand. Don’t’ feel sorry for Olsen. He ended up finishing with over $400K this season. At the time, however, the car was worth more than Olsen had made on tour. Best shot in the PGA by far this year.
3. Now That’s How You End A Soccer Fight!
You know how everyone says that soccer players are pussies? Well this guy is out to prove everyone wrong…Ricky Steamboat styles!
2. “Yeaaah! We Won!!! What?! Oh Crap…”
The high school football team usually always gets the hottest chicks in school, right ahead of the AV Club and the Chess Nerds. Imagine who this guy ended up going to prom with?
1. Too Many Pigeons On The Field
Probably not the “funniest play of the year” but something about this pigeon playing better defense than any of the Raiders at any point during the year has some underlying comedy to it. Also, just watch this clip after about six beers and it’ll have you on the floor.
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