Entertainment Props Betting - Carrie Prejean's Next Move

CARRIE ON

Yeah, Carrie Prejean got screwed. If her parents are reading this, I don't mean literally, I mean figuratively. Perez Hilton, that naughty girl, set a little trap for her at the Miss USA pageant, and that pretty much burned her with the judges. The message - don't express your beliefs about gay marriage, or you can't be a beauty queen. They tried to strip her, and Donald Trump (who owns everything) stood up for her, then threw her under the bus a month later. It's a mess, but like many messes in the world of popular culture, you can bet on it.

Here are some of the props as they appear at BetUS Sportsbook:

CARRIE PREJEAN TO APPEAR NAKED IN A MENS MAGAZINE

Yes +250

No -400

Note: Carrie Prejean must have a new photoshoot and appear nude before 2011 for yes to be the winner.

Yeah, they found those "semi-nude" pictures of Prejean, which she claims are from when she was 17 years old, but I would think that hardly opens her up as a candidate to pose nude in a men's magazine. After all, was it not her refusal to do certain "appearances," including a photo shoot for Playboy, that ostensibly led to her getting the crown stripped from her? I mean, I have heard of "career transformation," but this would seem a little extreme for me. This is not Darva Conger we're talking about here. After disavowing those pictures as something that was the foolishness of a kid, it would look pretty silly for her to turn around and do a nude spread, which I imagine is what would be required at this point. NO (-400)

WHICH MENS MAGAZINE WILL CARRIE PREJEAN POSE NUDE?

Playboy -400

Penthouse +200

Hustler +800

Swank +1000

High Society +1200

Note: Prejean must do a new photoshoot and appear in an upcoming publication before 2011 for wagers to have action.

Okay, I'll play that game. IF Carrie Prejean WAS to agree to pose nude, which magazine would she do it with? What I'm wondering is, why don't we have "none of the above" as one of the options? Hey, it could be Gent, or Velvet, or Score, or Gallery, or Oui, or, if she really wanted to go international, it could be Knave, or Fiesta, or Urecco, or Manga Buriko, or Club International. If she wanted to target the African-American audience, should could pose for King, and if she wanted to go Latin, it could be Caballero down in Mexico, or if she really wanted to be daring, she could do Butt Magazine, which caters to an audience that really must hate her by now.

I guess the only one that wouldn't be a possibility is Perfect 10, since, well, she had those breast implants paid for by the Miss California USA pageant. I suppose there's nothing in the Bible against them.

Okay, if you force my hand, I'll say PENTHOUSE, at +200, since Playboy already got the finger from her.

CARRIE PREJEAN SHARES A STAGE WITH SARAH PALIN

Yes in 2009 -200

Not before 2010 +150

Note: Carrie Prejean and Sarah Palin must appear on stage in public together before 2010 for yes to be the winner.