Hot Pockets - These Are 10 Of The Hottest Girls in Sports

I’m hoping the feminist camps can spare me. I shouldn’t worship female athletes based on their looks, but guess what? I’m about to worship female athletes based on their looks. Of course, these ladies are talented in multiple facets, but today we’re focusing on one thing, how HARD they can make you our hearts beat.

Beauty is Skin Deep, But Not for These Hot Girls

1. ALLISON STOKKE

Based on my research, Allison Stokke competes in athletics – specifically, pole vaulting – and I believe she’s appeared at the Olympics – again, this is strictly based on my inspection of the image search results, so don’t take my word for it. However, I have no interest in this, and to be quite frank, it doesn’t matter what sport she’s involved with; this smoke show will draw attention.

I don’t know if she’s still relevant in professional sports or if she ever was. But there’s no denying this beauty knows how to handle a pole.

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— Allison Stokke (@StokkeAllison) April 8, 2017

2. KIM GLASS

Former Olympian Kim Glass is surprisingly the lone volleyball player on this list. Still, we know that won’t stop men worldwide from refusing to turn this sport off the TV after accidentally stumbling across it. We won’t remember their names or which teams they compete for, but we’ll remember the… skills.

God save America. Please give it up for the female volleyball athletes.

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— Kim Glass (@itskimglass) July 28, 2015

3. ALEX MORGAN

Soccer is planet earth’s most popular sport but North America’s most hated. While the U.S. may never place “soccer” alongside the holy grail of the NFL, MLB, and NBA, Americans will refuse to call it football even longer.

Interestingly, soccer is one of the rare sports in the U.S. where the ladies are more successful than the men, and we’ll never forget the efforts of Alex Morgan during the 2011 World Cup. Ok, most have probably forgotten or don’t know what I’m talking about, but that body remains in our minds.

Alex Morgan pic.twitter.com/devmNkYYJn

— Celebs Bikini (@CelebsBikini2) March 10, 2023

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— Celebs Bikini (@CelebsBikini2) March 14, 2023

4. ANASTASIA ASHLEY

There aren’t many of us who give a damn about the world of professional surfing. At the same time, I dare you to find a man who wouldn’t let Anastasia Ashley ride his wave… soaking wet.

Here’s an idea, next time your girl complains about you perving on swimsuit models, pretend to be interested in surfing as they’re already clothed for the occasion.

#MondayMotivation: See how Anastasia Ashley stays in shape! https://t.co/ap9pmHjFoE pic.twitter.com/1rT9GBcIbA

— Sports Illustrated Swimsuit (@SI_Swimsuit) November 25, 2019

Anastasia Ashley stars as the ‘world’s hottest surfer’ 🧐🧐🧐🫦🫦🫦 pic.twitter.com/ZTUTjAzc0A

— Sport Ladies (@SportLadies2) January 25, 2023

5. MICHELLE WATERSON

I’m a huge fan of MMA and have been for 25-plus years. Unfortunately, most women competitors look like somebody’s brother, but once in a while, a true gem like Michelle, “The Karate Hottie,” Waterson comes along and graces the cage.

Waterson is soft-voiced, beautiful, and has projected an adorable personality. But don’t get it twisted; she’ll mess you up, son. Her husband would, too.

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— Savage Comics (@SavageComics) May 8, 2021

6. SKYLAR DIGGINS

If I’m caught traveling in basketball, it will be on a one-way trip to wherever Skylar Diggins is hanging out in an attempt to ‘take a shot’ at her.

Skylar is the beauty and style of the WNBA.

asketball player Skylar Diggins walks the runway at The American Heart Association's Go Red For Women Red Dress Collection 2016 — Basketball player Skylar Diggins walks the runway at The American Heart Association’s Go Red For Women Red Dress Collection 2016 | Frazer harrison/getty images for aha/afp

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7. LUCY ROBSON

Looking for the perfect course to play in? Lucy Robson could be of assistance. And I’m talking about golf here; take your mind out of the gutter.

I noticed we’d favored brunettes thus far, and I refuse to discriminate. This smoking-hot British golfer is the perfect addition and quite possibly the most beautiful of them all. PornHub is for losers; Lucy’s Instagram is all you need.

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8. VALERIE LOUREDA

Valerie Loureda owns a special place in my heart, and my bookmarks folder. The former beauty of Bellator MMA has recently exited the world of professional fighting for a spot on the WWE roster under the name Lola Vice, and I think it’s time to bring back the bra and panties match.

Fellow mixed martial artist Macy Chiasson – Remember what I said about women fighters looking like somebody’s brother – once criticized Valerie for using ‘sex’ to boost her status in MMA because she would twerk in the cage following a victory. I miss the twerks, *sad face*.

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Lola Vice 😮‍💨🍑
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— that top guy (@that_top_guy) March 13, 2023

9. ALICA SCHMIDT

It’s a difficult job finding sports’ most beautiful women, and ladies like Alica Schmidt are making it harder. She does track & field or something, but unless she’s running into my arms, I’m really not interested.

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10. HOLLY SONDERS

She’s more renowned for her presenting skills, but I don’t care; she used to play golf, and that’s enough for me.

She used to date Vegas Dave, which gives hope to men worldwide. Unfortunately, she’s now in the arms of Oscar De La Hoya, so unless you don’t mind your face turned upside down, you probably don’t stand a chance.