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ENTERTAINMENT | Dec 06
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Taylor Swift attends "Taylor Swift: The Eras Tour" Concert Movie World Premiere | Matt Winkelmeyer/Getty Images/AFP
This is the proudest and happiest I’ve ever felt…
Just when I thought 2023 couldn't get any better with the feminist themes of Greta Gerwig's Barbie movie, TIME Magazine has named Taylor Swift as their Person of the Year.
I hope everyone can understand that this isn’t just a win for Taylor Swift fans–it’s a win for women. (more…)
Continue ReadingENTERTAINMENT | Dec 05
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We’ll have to savor [GTA 6] as we probably won’t see GTA 7 until 2040 at this rate…
The internet lost its mind this week when it was revealed that we were getting the first trailer for Grand Theft Auto 6. We haven’t gotten a new Grand Theft Auto game since 2013. Rockstar has become notorious for taking forever to make games but when they come out, they’re almost always amazing.
Continue ReadingENTERTAINMENT | Dec 05
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Actors Mark Ruffalo (L) and Robert Downey Jr. talk at the premiere of Paramount Picture's "Zodiac" at the Paramount Theatre/Mark Ruffalo;Robert Downey Jr.
[Ruffalo], you look very bangable to me, in case you were wondering... - RDJ
Over the years, Mark Ruffalo and Robert Downey Jr. have been closely connected due to their work in Marvel movies and the MCU. Now that both of them are less focused on Marvel movies, the two are off making real movies again.
RDJ starred in box office powerhouse Oppenheimer while Ruffalo is starring in the new film from Greek auteur Yorgos Lanthimos. Though it’s looking like we won’t be seeing these two members of the Avengers Endgame cast in a Marvel movie together again, we got a different type of reunion between the two.
Continue ReadingENTERTAINMENT | Dec 04
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Former NFL Player Deion Sanders and Tracey Edmonds -Christopher Polk/Getty Images/AFP
If I had to rate this celebrity breakup, it would definitely get a 10 out of 10…
When your split makes celebrity news for being the most peaceful and mature, you know you're a classy duo. Others should take notes.
Coach Prime and Tracey Edmonds, who may just be the most youthful-looking 56-year-old on Earth, have recently decided to go their separate ways after being together for 12 years.
Despite being a public split, their breakup was handled with grace and dignity.
Continue ReadingENTERTAINMENT | Nov 30
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Ciara attends the 2022 Baby2Baby Gala presented by Paul Mitchell | Rodin Eckenroth/Getty Images/AFP
Can you imagine the children [Simone Biles and Jonathan Owens] will produce?
Bagging an incredibly beautiful girlfriend or wife isn’t difficult when your athletic prowess is on display as an NFL superstar. When the term WAG is thrown around, some may ask, “What is a WAG,” but it’s simply an acronym used to reference girlfriends and wives of professional sportsmen.
The header title has already delivered a spoiler alert. In today’s Hot Pockets extravaganza, we will focus on said WAGs, specifically those that are super famous and shacked up with some of the NFL’s finest. (more…)
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ENTERTAINMENT | Nov 29
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S model Kendall Jenner presents a creation for L'Oreal Paris during a show as part of the Paris Fashion Week Womenswear Spring/Summer 2024/JULIEN DE ROSA / AFP
I’m just happy my favorite of the Kardashian-Jenner clan made the list this year…
Forbes 30 Under 30 2023 has been published again, and to my surprise (and everyone else's who knows me), I was not included. Maybe next year a new category will be added to recognize those of us who “chill the hardest,” and then I'll get some recognition. Until then, I'll have to content myself with spreading the word about all those who did manage to make it on the coveted list.
Continue ReadingENTERTAINMENT | Nov 28
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Mark Cuban speaks onstage during the Vox Media's 2022 Code Conference/Jerod Harris/Getty Images for Vox Media/AFP
They say money can’t buy you happiness but apparently, it can buy youth, luxury yachts, NBA teams…
In entertainment news, Mark Cuban, the bombastic billionaire NBA owner, and Shark Tank panelist, has decided that next year will be his last season in the Tank. Below we review his fascinating career and the legacy he leaves behind at one of television’s longest-running shows.
Continue ReadingENTERTAINMENT | Nov 28
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Jonas Valanciunas #17 of the New Orleans Pelicans | Jonathan Bachman/Getty Images/AFP
If [Booker’s] good enough for the hottest of the Kardashian/Jenner clan, he’s good enough for me…
A key component of writing these articles is to enjoy the task at hand, and given the content of this one, I’m not sure how I’ll manage.
Falling in love with men I’ll never meet has brought me nothing but anguish and resentment. After researching my last Hot Pockets article, I genuinely started to develop feelings for an NFL player. Those feelings have only just begun to subside, and now I'm at it again.
Continue ReadingENTERTAINMENT | Nov 28
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US media personality Kim Kardashian | Michael Tran / AFP
Among all the things Kim K is…'fool' isn't one of them…
In recent celebrity news, Kim Kardashian has taken the internet by storm with her many accolades; GQ crowned her Man of the Year, and she recently secured an NBA underwear deal that elevated her loungewear line SKIMS to the official underwear brand of the NBA.
Kim K is not one to rest on her laurels, which is why it wasn’t a complete shock when news broke that she was joining the upcoming season of the popular horror series American Horror Story earlier this year.
Continue ReadingENTERTAINMENT | Nov 28
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Beyoncé accepts the Best Dance/Electronic Music Album award for “Renaissance” onstage during the 65th GRAMMY Awards at Crypto.com Arena/Kevin Winter/Getty Images
Beyoncé certainly knows how to make an entrance…
Beyoncé slayed for her premiere of Renaissance: A Film by Beyoncé.
If you haven't gotten a chance to look at how ridiculously beautiful Queen Bey looked at her premiere, don’t worry. We got you.
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ENTERTAINMENT | Nov 27
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CM Punk | Rey Del Rio/Getty Images/AFP
So, to answer the question ‘Has the WWE made a mistake resigning Punk?’, HELL NO!
The best in the world, the straight-edge superstar, the cult of personality, former WWE champion turned UFC competitor and then AEW champion. Yes, the CM Punk return to World Wrestling Entertainment that nobody believed would ever come to fruition happened.
CM Punk’s unforeseen appearance in Illinois this past weekend electrified the wrestling community while blowing the roof of the Allstate Arena, conveniently in Punk’s home city of Chicago, where he’s adored.
Continue ReadingENTERTAINMENT | Nov 24
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Masked actors pose during an event | Piero CRUCIATTI / AFP
With so much money on the table, there was an expectation that this would be hard…
If you’ve seen the original Squid Game series, then you likely caught on to the less-than-subtle critiques of capitalism and rich people. That’s why it’s so wild that Netflix decided to make a reality competition show based on the competition portrayed in the drama series. (more…)
Continue ReadingENTERTAINMENT | Nov 22
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Contestants for Miss Universe 2023 pose on stage | Marvin RECINOS / AFP
If you’re offended by my crude comments, I’d like to apologize to absolutely nobody…
The results are in, and the winner of Miss Universe 2023 is Sheynnis Palacios from Nicaragua. Anntonia Porsild (Thailand) and Moraya Wilson (Australia) were the first and second runner-ups, respectively.
The Miss Universe competition comprises three major segments: the swimsuit preliminary, the evening gown preliminary, and the final night. Amidst the preliminary competitions, the contestants' physical attractiveness, stage presence, and overall presentation are evaluated.
However, this is Locker Room RAW Hot Pockets, and we’re about to rewrite the rules and crown our very own Miss Universe winners. We’re going from a top three to a top five, and the lone factor our contestants will be judged on is HOTNESS, of course. (more…)
Continue ReadingENTERTAINMENT | Nov 22
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Participants are seen deep frying turkey | Jason Kempin/Getty Images/AFP
Have you seen these friggin’ things explode?
We have a public service announcement to all the yahoos out there who believe deep frying turkeys is the greatest invention since the 12-gauge shotgun. Those big birds were meant for a slow roast at 350 not a quick dip in scalding oil that can turn into an incendiary device quicker than you can kiss your cousin.
Continue ReadingENTERTAINMENT | Nov 20
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Paris Hilton | Rich Polk/Getty Images for Hilton/AFP
Las Vegas was abuzz with excitement when F1 touched down in Sin City, drawing celebrities from all corners of the globe to witness the race up close.
Before the Las Vegas Grand Prix began, there was plenty of tension from disgruntled locals to faulty track upkeep.
However, a wealth of celebrities were in attendance to watch the event unfold, including singers, actors, and even a Hall of Fame basketball player.
F1 news headlines were made due to the sheer number of celebs at the events. A$AP Rocky debuted his Puma x F1 collection as its new creative director and Rihanna graced the event with her presence among them.
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ENTERTAINMENT | Nov 20
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Rapper Snoop Dogg | VALERIE MACON / AFP
It ought to have been common knowledge that Snoop was incapable of giving up the grass…
In the wake of what appeared to be a significant personal commitment to cease smoking, Snoop Dogg has engaged in behavior intended to provoke and deceive a global audience. In layman’s, we got trolled.
I hate to say I told you so, but I told you so, kind of…
Continue ReadingENTERTAINMENT | Nov 20
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(L-R) Travis Kelce of the Kansas City Chiefs and Jason Kelce of the Philadelphia Eagles | Tim Nwachukwu/Getty Images/AFP
I’ll be crying in the club (my bed) listening to "Fairytale of Philadelphia” on repeat…
It looks like Taylor Swift isn’t the only one making celebrity news with her chart-topping anthems.
The Kelce brothers have made headlines this week by releasing a Christmas carol on the album A Philly Christmas Special, entitled “Fairytale of Philadelphia,” and the track has reached No. 1 on iTunes.
Continue ReadingENTERTAINMENT | Nov 17
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US singer-songwriter Taylor Swift | Michael Tran / AFP
Let’s face it: Taylor Swift is the Chiefs’ secret weapon…
A radio station in Philadelphia has booted Taylor Swift’s music from its music lineup so as not to distract the Eagles in their upcoming game against the Chiefs LOL. It sounds like Philadelphia is still a little butthurt about the Super Bowl 2023 loss.
Continue ReadingENTERTAINMENT | Nov 17
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Glen Powell and Sydney Sweeney promote the upcoming film "Anyone But You" | Ethan Miller/Getty Images/AFP
If there was an affair, it’s the producer’s fault for putting them together…
The Anyone But You trailer was just released, and the on-screen chemistry between Sydney Sweeney and Glen Powell had me–an adult woman–blushing and kicking my feet.
Out of all the new movies released this year, this trailer was one of the spiciest. If you haven’t seen it, let’s just say there’s some hands-in-pants action.
Continue ReadingENTERTAINMENT | Nov 16
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US rapper Calvin Cordozar Broadus Jr aka Snoop Dogg-Anna KURTH / AFP
After much consideration, I’ve decided to give up smoke. - Snoop Dogg
You may have entered today’s article with skepticism, and I don’t blame you because I couldn’t believe it myself.
However, albeit a sad announcement, the celebrity rumors are true… Snoop Dogg is giving up smoking.
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