What Are We Even Doing Here 😭💍
This relationship has been a content trainwreck since day one.
According to the New York Times, Bill Belichick’s girlfriend, Jordon Hudson, has allegedly told someone they’re engaged. Which…what the hell? Can’t deny that it tracks, though. Once you’ve posted a photo of your NFL coach boyfriend pretending to reel you in while you’re dressed like a mermaid, marriage kind of feels like the only next step.
Bill Belichick and Jordon Hudson are engaged to be married, according to new reports. pic.twitter.com/Aq6xMQxDUj
— Deadspin (@Deadspin) May 20, 2025
I want to say I’m shocked, but come on. This relationship has been a content trainwreck since day one. You don’t trademark “Do Your Job (Bill’s Version),” buy custom beach art of your man using you as a yoga prop, and start calling yourself the COO of Belichick Productions unless you’re playing for the long game. And I respect that. I fear it, but I respect it.
Bill Belichick Catches Girlfriend Jordon Hudson, 24, as a Mermaid on the Beach for Halloween pic.twitter.com/XGKoftTrpv
— Poetic World (@Poetic_Lifee) November 1, 2024
Bill Belichick and Jordon Hudson Are Inescapable
- Is UNC Really Okay With Belichick’s Girlfriend Being Around?
- Bill Belichick and Jordon Hudson’s Awkward CBS Interview Had Dave Portnoy Squirming
- Bill Belichick and Jordon Hudson Spark Engagement Rumors After NFL Honors
Quick Recap for Anyone Who Blacked Out Mid-Mermaid
Let’s just go through a few things this woman has done since Bill Belichick UNC football became her personal side quest:
- She got an HBO Hard Knocks series scrapped because she wanted ownership of the footage. Of him.
- She tried to trademark slogans Belichick made famous, but added “(Bill’s Version)” like some sort of weird Taylor Swift reference.
- She referred to their JetBlue meeting as their “meetiversary,” which is something I will never truly understand.
She showed up to college football games in go-go boots, with that signature smirk of hers to match. - She reportedly told someone they’re engaged. And now here we are.
The Wedding’s Gonna Be Unhinged, Right?
If this thing actually happens, do not expect some private little coastal ceremony with traditional vows. No. We’re getting drone shots. There will be a Carolina-blue theme. The cake will be shaped like a Patriots hoodie. Jordon will walk down the aisle in her pageant dress. And I can’t wait.
UNC Head Coach and former Patriots Head Coach Bill Belicheck proposed to Jordon Hudson over the weekend in Nantucket. pic.twitter.com/HSOVXuulpi
— Adam Schelfer (@AdamSche1fer) May 20, 2025
I Can’t Look Away
Is she a gold digger? A girlboss? A mastermind? Couldn’t tell you. But one thing’s for sure: Bill Belichick and Jordon Hudson are somehow the weirdest, most fascinating thing to ever happen to celebrity rumors in recent history. People wondering “how old is Jordon Hudson?” will keep this thing relevant forever.
Bill Belichick and Jordon Hudson are (allegedly) engaged.
Per (@katierosman, @ChadGraff) pic.twitter.com/exLlS2XbW1
— Unnecessary Roughness (@UnnecRoughness) May 20, 2025
If this Chapel Bill (Bill’s Version) marriage really goes down? I’m watching every second. With popcorn. And possibly legal representation.
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