Instant Banger 💥
…Hearing him dip into this explicit pool is, well, jarring—but also kinda fascinating.
Bruno Mars is in entertainment news for dropping a collab with Sexyy Red, and it’s…wild. Not wild in a bad way, but wild in a “what did I just listen to?” kind of way.
We don’t usually associate Bruno Mars with lyrics like “Fat juice and wet / I don’t even gang bang / P*ssy so good made me throw up a set.” Excuse me, Bruno?! This is not what we expect from the man who’s given us Bruno Mars songs like That’s What I Like and Marry You.
And don’t get me wrong—I’m not clutching my pearls here (I live for raunchy lyrics, honestly), but Bruno? He’s basically the poster boy for romance. So hearing him dip into this explicit pool is, well, jarring—but also kinda fascinating.
it’s shocking to hear all of this come out of bruno mars mouth 😭😭 pic.twitter.com/UgoqjmbEJa
— do it for my baby! (@SUCKAW0RLD) January 24, 2025
Fat Juicy & Wet, following the release of APT. and Die With a Smile, is honestly hilarious. It feels like Bruno Mars is in his “anything goes” era, snagging powerhouse collabs and just having fun. And let’s be real, his collabs always deliver. This one, featuring Sexyy Red, is no exception. Plus, the music video is just as iconic.
The Music Video Goes Just as Hard
Not only do we get Sexyy bringing her iconic energy, but both Rosé and Lady Gaga pop up in the visuals too. Lady Gaga and Bruno Mars together is already a headline in itself, but add a K-pop queen like Rosé into possibly the most sexually explicit song ever? Now that’s a moment.
The video itself is as outrageous as the song. Bruno’s rocking an oversized suit, cradling a white cat, and later… mopping and driving a boat? Because, apparently, it’s just that wet. Sexyy Red gets her Madonna moment in a big suit, posing in front of giant red letters spelling out “SEXYY.”
I just heard the Bruno Mars Sexyy Red song. that song is never leaving the charts
— BNYX® 🇭🇹 (@BNYX) January 24, 2025
Sure, Bruno’s lyrics here are a little shocking, but are we mad at it? Absolutely not. If his career has taught us anything, it’s that Bruno Mars can do no wrong. Everything he touches turns into a banger and by next week these raunchy lyrics will likely be seared into our brains just like his other hits.
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