Plot Twist 🥵
The truth is, we know nothing. In the meantime, I’ll be over here hoping love isn’t actually dead.
Celebrity rumors have reached a fever pitch, guys. Apparently, Barack and Michelle Obama might be splitting up. And, just to make things messier, Jennifer Aniston’s name is somehow in the mix. Honestly, if this is true, I’m done. Love is dead, don’t try and find me.
Here’s what we know, Barack Obama (he’s 63 now by the way, Barack Obama’s age was the first thing I Googled) showed up alone at a fancy D.C. restaurant before Trump’s second inauguration. Michelle didn’t go to that or Jimmy Carter’s funeral. The excuse for skipping Carter’s memorial was a “scheduling conflict,” but honestly, that feels like a sketchy excuse. People are definitely raising eyebrows.
Obama arrived to the inauguration ceremony, ALONE. pic.twitter.com/G6QxKI2k5y
— Tehran Times (@TehranTimes79) January 20, 2025
Megyn Kelly
Megyn Kelly isn’t holding back, either. She called the celebrity news and rumors a “political earthquake” on her podcast. She also said that unnamed sources (love those) confirmed the Obamas are having problems. And honestly? She might be right. But if Barack and Michelle really split, what chance do the rest of us have? Like, I’m considering joining a monastery.
NEW: Megyn Kelly breaks down the rumors that Barack & Michelle Obama are separating, says it would be a “political earthquake” if true.
“I do not know whether this is true, but if it is, it truly would be a political earthquake in democrat circles, never mind America.”
“I don’t… pic.twitter.com/54hRiu30nf
— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) January 24, 2025
Jennifer Aniston, Seriously?
Okay, now for the part that makes zero sense: Jennifer Aniston. The gossip started with claims that she admitted to having a thing with Barack during a psychic session. Yes, that’s apparently where we’re at. Megyn Kelly also said it’s “common knowledge” in Jennifer’s inner circle that there’s something going on. Like, what?
Back in October, Jennifer laughed off the initial rumors during a late-night TV interview, saying she’s not mad about the rumors. Meanwhile, the internet is still spiraling. Also, a fun fact: Barack and Michelle were spotted with Jennifer years ago at an event. Does that mean anything? Probably not. Does it stop people from connecting imaginary dots? Also no.
After watching this, I’m totally convinced that the story about Jennifer Aniston and Barack Obama is true!
What about you? pic.twitter.com/Dq0uVUM5aG— Vince Langman (@LangmanVince) January 24, 2025
Birthday Post
And just to make things even more convoluted: Barack recently posted a super sweet birthday message to Michelle. Like, “love of my life, best friend” type vibes. If that’s true, how do these rumors make sense? Either the internet is wrong (shocking) or the Obamas are keeping their drama private.
Happy birthday to the love of my life, @MichelleObama. You fill every room with warmth, wisdom, humor, and grace – and you look good doing it. I’m so lucky to be able to take on life’s adventures with you. Love you! pic.twitter.com/WTrvxlNVa4
— Barack Obama (@BarackObama) January 17, 2025
The truth is, we know nothing. Neither Barack, Michelle, nor Jennifer has spoken out publicly to confirm or deny anything. So until someone breaks their silence, all we’ve got is speculation and Jennifer Aniston photos. In the meantime, I’ll be over here hoping love isn’t actually dead.
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