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ENTERTAINMENT | Feb 14

Happy Valentine’s Day To Everyone But…

These Athletes Headlined Celebrity News but for All the Wrong Reasons

Happy Valentine's Day To Everyone But...
Tiger Woods of the United States-Mike Mulholland/Getty Images/AFP

Love’s in the Air 🥰

And so, it was revealed that a hole in one wasn’t Tiger’s true desire; any hole was!

Roses, chocolates, and lubes are selling out fast, and that can only mean one thing: the season of love has arrived, and Valentine’s Day is upon us. Lovers love, singles hate on love, and the inbetweeners are still pondering their losing San Francisco ATS tickets.

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However, V-Day isn’t a day that everyone should celebrate, especially those low-down, dirty cheats who are renowned for their scum-bag antics.


With that said, let’s preview the scummiest sporting cheaters of the last two decades as I proudly disgrace our athletic heroes who aren’t so heroic when attempting to keep it clean on and off the field.

 

Michael Jordan’s Son & Scottie Pippen’s Ex-Wife

Let’s kick things off right in the thick of entertainment news, and I’m deterred from the fact that I said we’re covering cheaters and scandals because we’re unsure why the following two have parted ways.

However, as they love feeding off the limelight of others so much, let’s take a moment to highlight the breakup of Larsa Pipper – former wife of Scottie Pippen – and Marcus Jordan – the son of Michael Jordan.


It was doomed from the start, let’s be honest. Now look, I’m not one to discriminate, “age ain’t nothing but a number,” and all that jazz, but a 33-year-old dating a 49-year-old in combination with the harsh circumstances surrounding the relationship was likely never going to work out.

Harsh circumstances, you say, Dave? Well, yeah, Marcus was banging his Dad’s former Chicago Bulls teammate’s wife. More disturbingly, Larsa married Scottie when Marcus was just 7-years-old.

Allegedly, MJ never approved of the relationship; at least somebody in the equation will be smiling this Valentine’s Day.

Pique Cheats on Shakira: Say What?!?!

Perhaps the stupidest cheater on our list, Gerard Pique – former professional soccer player for Spain and Barcelona – decided to cheat on one of the most beloved and beautiful pop stars of the last two decades, Shakira, Shakira!

Words can’t describe how foolish this man is, and after 11 years and multiple children, he could no longer handle the hips and flung his junk around for others.


The most surprising celebrity news from this breakup, however, arrived in the form of a diss track. In her collaboration with Bizarrap, Shakira dropped fire like she was on 8-Mile with Eminem:

I wish you luck with my supposed replacement / I don’t even know what happened to you / I’m worth two of 22 [years old] / You traded a Ferrari for a Twingo / You traded a Rolex for a Casio / You’re going fast, slow down / Lots of time at the gym, but your brain needs a little work too.

Don’t play games with a woman scorned. 👇👇👇

Of course, we hope Pique is holding onto nothing but his former glory days this Valentine’s.

 

Tiger Woods Smashing Balls

Tiger Woods’ reputation was significantly damaged in November 2009 when it was reported that his model wife of five years, Elin Nordegren, discovered his infidelity via text messages on his phone.

Woods was reportedly chased from their residence by Nordegren using a golf club, oh the IRONY! Then, his vehicle collided with a fire hydrant outside their residence as he raced away – which hopefully put the fire out because we knew his pee-pee was burning.

As per a chronology of events published by Yahoo! Sports, that altercation served as the impetus for the revelation of dozens of purported mistresses associated with Woods. And so, it was revealed that a hole in one wasn’t Tiger’s true desire; any hole was!

Tristan Thompson, Khloe Kardashian, and All The Other Women

The MVP award for cheating goes to Tristan Thompson, and while I’m no super fan of the Kardashians (they own their fair share of sports news drama), how this man treated Khloe and countless other women is quite disgraceful.

It’s so disgraceful; I’ll use bullet points to get you up to speed:

  • Thompson allegedly began dating Khloe in 2016 – his ex, Jordan Craig, was pregnant.
  • News broke that Thompson cheated on Khloe with multiple women while she was pregnant [2018].
  • Thompson cheated on Khloe with Jordyn Woods (her sister’s best friend) in 2019.
  • Larsa Pippen claimed she was seeing Tristan ten days before he dated Khloe [2020].
  • Maralee Nichols claimed she was pregnant with Tristan’s child [2021].
  • Tristan requested a paternity test, confirming he was the father [2021].
  • It was confirmed that Tristan got Nichols pregnant when still dating Khloe [2022].
  • Tristan and Khloe are expecting their second child [2022].
  • Tristan was spotted holding hands with an unknown woman in Greece [2022].

 

For good measure, Tristan Thompson was suspended by the NBA in January 2024 for testing positive for performance-enhancing drugs… Once a cheater, always a cheater.


Let those babies swim; there’s nothing wrong with that. But don’t break hearts along the way. You can ball, young sir, but you’re a dirty cheater…

I can’t help but wonder how many women will be sending Mr. Thompson V-Day texts or positive pregnancy tests this year.

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