Hot Pockets: Denise Richards Is the Definition of Aging Like Fine Wine

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I didn’t know some of my OnlyFans pictures were synced to her iPad, so… – Denise Richards

To most male Millennials like myself (and probably some females, too), I think we can all reminisce on those alone nights we spent with Denise Richards during those hormonal evenings.

Let’s take a moment for Mrs. Richards, aged 54, who clearly pressed pause on her biological clock to continue aging finer than a bottle of red 1945 Chateau Margaux.

If you aren’t grey and wrinkly like us Millennials, know that Richards was THE pin-up girl of the nineties, and regarding posters on the wall, she was often the go-to. I’d estimate that every 1-in-5 teenager had some form of desire for this sizzling hot pocket of yesteryears. If we had entertainment odds back then, as we do now, I’d bet on Wild Things (1998) being one of every young man’s favorite Denise Richards movies!

#DeniseRichards just proved that time has nothing on her 🔥

Her new #DeniseRichardsWildThings launch has us all stunned.

She is truly aging like fine wine 🍷✨ pic.twitter.com/L086h2LhMg

— LockerRoom RAW (@LockerRoom_RAW) March 14, 2025

Luckily for us, we no longer have to reminisce on the past, as the legendary model is back in the celebrity news spotlight with her new reality TV show, Denise Richards and Her Wild Things. We haven’t seen Richards since The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, but now, as a Mom of three, she returned to our screens on March 4, alongside her daughters Sami and Lola Sheen, who she shares with ex-husband Charlie Sheen.

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Richard’s new reality show is goofy, wholesome, and intriguing. It offers a look into the former Playboy Cover Model’s life. One of the most amusing moments thus far came on this week’s episode, when she made a shock confession about her 13-year-old daughter and OnlyFans.

Richards shared with the world that her youngest, Eliose, stumbled across some X-rated OF pictures. The 13-year-old suffers from a rare genetic condition that impairs her speech, but as stated in the show, the youngest has become ‘savvy’ with the latest tech, thus leading to her finding her Mom’s raunchy images on an iPad.

There’s two wild sides to every story… Denise Richards and Her Wild Things drops March 4th 💕 #DeniseRichardsWildThings pic.twitter.com/KAK226tlxE

— Bravo (@BravoTV) February 19, 2025

“Eloise is getting very savvy with the phone and computer. We had a little mishap with an iPad. I didn’t know some of my OnlyFans pictures were synced to her iPad, so…,” Richards said.

As the grown man I am, I never thought I’d be jealous of a young teenage girl… but here we are.

Denise Richards when her kids saw Wild Things: pic.twitter.com/LOUYFCxmGv

— jatz crackers (@iconspice) April 19, 2022

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I know what you’re thinking: ‘Why haven’t celebrity rumors already informed me on Richard’s OnlyFans? ’

Relax. I was in the same boat, but that ship has sailed. After its launch in 2022, anyone can log on, search Denis Richards, and revel in the racy content on offer.

And you won’t be surprised at her success on the platform either. Celebrity rumors state that Richards makes a whopping $2 million monthly from her OnlyFans venture! Not bad for a 54-year-old huh?

She stole our hearts in the 90s and she’s stealing our wallets in the 2020s, but do you know what… fair f*cking play! Richards is a s*x symbol, and with her stating that OF was a method of regaining control of her career, how can you not be in full support?

Denise Richards pic.twitter.com/aoBEjhx1pA

— Loughy (Fan and Appreciation Account) (@Loughychops) February 12, 2025

Oh, and if anybody has those pictures, my DM’s are open!