Sabrina, Please Be Serious 🥵🔥
There’s no rules. – Sabrina Carpenter
Unless you’ve been off-grid in a yurt doing a silent retreat (in which case, welcome back, you missed a lot), you’ve seen the photo. Sabrina Carpenter nude on the cover of Rolling Stone, wearing nothing but white lace thigh-highs, 40 inches of mermaid hair, and enough confidence to make us all shiver a bit.
Sabrina Carpenter graces the cover of Rolling Stone. pic.twitter.com/Jf3yYNIUH7
— Pop Base (@PopBase) June 12, 2025
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Let’s get one thing out of the way: she looks insane. Like, in a good way. Like, “I would fake my death for this woman” way. The internet is screaming, pearl-clutching, and probably already photoshopping themselves into the photos.
#SabrinaCarpenter serving looks in her #RollingStone July/August 2025 shoot and this isn’t even the cover 👀🔥 pic.twitter.com/Q773n1YgdA
— LockerRoom RAW (@LockerRoom_RAW) June 12, 2025
This is all part of the lead-up to Sabrina Carpenter’s new album, Man’s Best Friend, dropping August 29. And yes, I’ve been streaming her new single Manchild nonstop. She’s still touring Short n’ Sweet and really just said, “Whatever, I’m dropping another album.” When asked why, she told Rolling Stone, “There’s no rules.” Which made me want to stand up and salute.
The cover story is full of gems, but let’s be real: the photos are what made me forget how to act. The shoot looks like if Labyrinth met a Playboy ad and got blessed by the Pope. And spoiler alert: all the photos from the shoot look like they’ve been plucked from a fantasy novel where the male protagonist drinks the fairy water and wakes up in a land where all his wildest dreams come true.
Who Is ‘Manchild’ About?
Also, can we talk about Manchild for a sec? The lyrics. The delivery. The way it personally attacked five of her exes (bye, Barry Keoghan!). Sabrina Carpenter songs keep getting smarter, meaner, and more flirty—and I’m here for every syllable.
Sabrina Carpenter on being asked by Rolling Stone which ex ‘Manchild’ is about:
“It’s about your dad.” pic.twitter.com/hpks1cXaBn
— Pop Base (@PopBase) June 12, 2025
There are already entertainment rumors swirling about who Manchild is about. Probably a few people. Her most recent ex is likely punching the air. Meanwhile, I’m refreshing her Instagram and whispering “yes queen” like a divorced dad at a drag brunch. I swear, she somehow captures the male gaze, the female gaze, and the vaguely threatening bestie gaze. She’s sexy, tiny, funny, and possibly unwell.
Anyway. Sabrina Carpenter nude. Man’s Best Friend. Manchild. The hottest pocket. I’m not okay, and I don’t want to be. We love you, Sab.
