King of Wine 🍷
LeBron is a soccer mom trapped in the body of the greatest basketball player of all time. – LeBron James’ fan
LeBron, in true ‘King James’ fashion, was found casually flaunting a table covered in empty wine bottles like he was showing off championship trophies. He even claims that wine is an essential part of his diet—sure because everyone’s fitness regimen involves a Merlot or two, right? Forget green juice and exercise; LeBron’s finally showing us that the real key to greatness is a fine glass of red wine.
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Soccer Mom Tendencies
LeBron James is known for a lot of things: being an NBA superstar, owning a tequila brand, the list goes on. But let’s talk about his true love, wine. Recently, NBA news took a funny turn when LeBron posted an Instagram story showing off the amount of wine he drank with Draymond Green and Rich Paul. A fan on Instagram said, “LeBron is a soccer mom trapped in the body of the greatest basketball player of all time.” That pretty much sums up LeBron’s whole personality.
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LeBron’s wine obsession isn’t a new thing. Remember when he showed up to an NBA game with his own bottle of Opus One under his seat? Leave it to LeBron to set the new standard for sideline snacks. The Opus One wasn’t just any wine; it was a “yes, I brought my own because of your selection’s ass” move. And let’s not forget the LeBron James net worth—he can afford the best of the best, so why not bring it courtside?
LeBron James enjoying a nice $500 bottle of Opus One at tonight’s Cavaliers-Celtics playoff game in Cleveland. pic.twitter.com/7Q5adlsqrR
— The Sporting Tribune (@SportingTrib) May 14, 2024
Should Lebron Start His Own Wine Brand?
Absolutely. He’s already got a successful tequila brand, Lobos 1707, so adding a wine label seems like a natural next step. With his influence, it would probably sell out faster than tickets to his next season. If I went to the wine section and saw a bottle of wine with LeBron’s face on it, you better believe I’m putting down my usual bottle of choice (wine with Snoop Dogg’s face on it) for him.
LeBron has the spirit of a suburban wine mom https://t.co/YFWWKakoc9
— Napoli fan (@_Blindinho_) August 30, 2024
Wine as a Secret Weapon
This isn’t a part of NBA rumors—LeBron insists wine is part of his health routine. And hey, who am I to argue with a man whose stats are still impressive, wait, how old is LeBron James—39? If wine helps with muscle recovery, maybe we all need to reconsider our fitness plans.
LeBron was asked if his two-week cleanse (no gluten, dairy, alcohol, artificial sugars) changed anything.
“Yeah, it made me want wine more.” 😂 (via @NotoriousOHM) pic.twitter.com/NqyLUFhUpo
— NBA on ESPN (@ESPNNBA) October 4, 2018
As for our question, how many bottles of wine would LeBron James need to drink to get drunk? The answer is: At least 7 bottles. Cheers!
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