Pedro Pascal’s Grip on Me ⛓️
Pedro’s clearly on a career high.
Pedro Pascal isn’t trending because of some sudden hotness reveal. He’s been hot. Objectively. Chronically. The kind of hot that makes people rethink what they’re into. You look at him, and suddenly you’re into older men, facial hair, soft cardigans, emotional vitality—whatever he’s serving that day.
It’s the face, obviously. But also the voice. And the general energy of a man who’s hot in an “I’d abandon my whole personality for you” way.
#PedroPascal is still the internet’s favorite daddy and now he’s got #Avengers: Doomsday talk on Kimmel! 👀😂 pic.twitter.com/YgjRrF6iX4
— LockerRoom RAW (@LockerRoom_RAW) March 27, 2025
It’s Getting Hot in Here
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Coffee Like a Psycho, Looks Like a Dream
Let’s talk about the six-shot espresso situation. Because that’s not normal. But it’s also kind of perfect. Of course, he drinks something that would stop the average person’s heart. How else do you survive being a Mandalorian Daddy, a Gladiator Daddy, and Depressed Apocalypse Daddy all at once?
Pedro Pascal posing for the Glambot at SNL50 pic.twitter.com/XnZXLCzblo
— Pedro Pascal Daily (@pascalarchive) February 17, 2025
And honestly, I’d take the order for him any day of the week.
me as a stabucks employee when pedro pascal comes to order 6 shots of espresso over ice pic.twitter.com/KD3o3a3Eao
— maria (@DISCOROBAK) March 17, 2023
The Man Will Not Stop Working (Or Looking Hot)
Between The Last of Us Season 2 premiering soon and the whole Pedro and Jennifer moment entering its celebrity rumors phase, Pedro’s clearly on a career high. It’s very much giving “booked and attractive.”
pedro pascal as joel miller in the last of us. pic.twitter.com/ygRnneYbMh
— matheus (@taylorboxd) January 17, 2023
Add in the constant Google searches for “Pedro Pascal wife” and “is Pedro Pascal married?”, and it’s safe to say the general public is spiraling. For good reason. He’s not married, but he remains tragically unattainable.
If you’re already here reading about this, you’re probably the kind of person who would also enjoy the fact that BetUS has actual entertainment odds on all kinds of things. Not about Pedro (yet) but it’s the same universe. Just putting that out there.
The Gladiator Thing Is Going to Break the Internet
One last thing. Of all the Pedro Pascal movies and TV shows, Pedro Pascal in Gladiator is my favorite version of him. The tunic. The sweat. The vaguely unshowered vibe. It does a lot for me. It shouldn’t, but it does. I don’t need him to be polished. I need him to look like he’s been fighting for his life in the dirt and still somehow smells good.
FIRST LOOK OF PEDRO PASCAL IN GLADIATOR 2!! pic.twitter.com/w8wN8gCG2h
— archive dilfs (@archivedilfs) July 1, 2024
Anyway, the six shots of espresso make a lot more sense now. I’m hoping for plenty more headlines about Pedro Pascal in the upcoming entertainment news.
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