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ENTERTAINMENT | Apr 18

Tom Brady Is Still Jacked

Brady Showed Off His Ripped Body in What We’re Calling a 10/10 Subtle Thirst Trap

Tom Brady Is Still Jacked
Tom Brady Is Still Jacked

*Chef’s Kiss*

I actually even had to look [thirst trap] up, so I didn’t even quite know what that meant. – Tom Brady

In case you were wondering if Tom Brady’s still got it, look no further than his Instagram stories from the last two years. He is, in fact, still wildly fit and hot since retiring from the NFL and becoming a divorcé.

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It also appears that Tom Brady has finally mastered the art of the “subtle thirst trap.” Today, he has made celebrity news by posting a video of him sprinting shirtless, showcasing his insanely fit body with the caption, “24 years later…@nobull. no excuses. Show up for yourself so you can show up all damn day!”

Male readers, this is what we want: the illusion of an unstaged activity where you happened to have popped your shirt off. Don’t serve it to us on a silver platter in mirror-underwear selfies and pool photos. (We ladies are a bit voyeuristic; what can I say?)

This video not only served as a reminder of his enduring sex appeal, but it also notified us that he may have even gotten better with age since his debut in the NFL 24 years ago.

Okay, I lied. He is most definitely a thousand times hotter now. I have nothing against 20-something Tom. He can still get it. It’s just that a well-preserved, well-seasoned man has a certain… je ne sais quoi, if you will. We honestly need the Tom Brady retirement workout plan STAT.

 

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TB12 Has Mastered the Thirst Trap

But you know what’s funny about all these thirst traps he’s been giving us? Apparently, he didn’t even know what a “thirst trap” was until earlier this year. (That’s really the only thing giving away Tom Brady’s age at this point).

In February, on the Let’s Go! podcast, Brady said he had no idea what a thirst trap was.“That’s, I think, millennial verbiage,” Brady said. “I actually even had to look that up, so I didn’t even quite know what that meant, but I just thought it was a good picture with some underwear. Nothing more than that.”

 

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For a man who just learned about this phenomenon, I’d say he’s learning quickly. And with two major life events (retirement and divorce) having altered his routine, it could have been tempting for him to let himself go or hide from social media. However, Brady refuses to fit this stereotype as he strives to maintain his athletic build and healthy choices, even without the NFL and a significant other by his side.

Unless he’s still dating Irina Shayk, but who knows? The Tom Brady girlfriend rumors seemed to have fizzled out, and last I checked, she’s just been strutting around NYC being insanely beautiful sans Tom.

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