Let’s Get Ready to Rumble… Your Wallet!
This once-in-a-lifetime experience is something you cannot miss!…
Are you ready for the biggest boxing event of 2024? Does the thought of Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul make your adrenaline rush beyond controllability? Is the sofa, with Netflix turned on, not good enough for such an extravaganza? Do you have a spare 11 Bitcoins that you simply need to spend?
Well, in that case, I have the perfect solution for you. Why not grab yourself an MVP Owner’s Experience ticket for the big fight in Arlington, Texas, this Friday?
It’ll only cost you $2,000,000, and who doesn’t want to spend seven figures to witness a 58-year-old legend get beat up by a 27-year-old YouTuber in the boxing ring…
This once-in-a-lifetime experience is something you cannot miss!
The $2m suite for Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson has been purchased
It features 6 tickets, two inside a private suite ringside, pre-fight locker meet, hotel stay, gifts, and more pic.twitter.com/KD2tc3mdby
— Dexerto (@Dexerto) November 14, 2024
Grab Yourself a $2 Million Ticket to Paul vs. Tyson
Sarcasm aside, let’s take a look at the $2 million ‘MVP Owner’s Experience’ ticket shall we, and attempt to comprehend why anyone would spend such a lump sum to attend a Jake Paul fight.
MVP Owner’s Experience details:
- X2 Apron Suite Seats + 8 Ringside Seats
- Personal Green Room
- Locker Room Visit
- Pictures With Fighters
- Post-Fight In-Ring Photoshoot
- Personal Car Service & Security
- 2-Night Stay in a Loews Hotel Suit + 4 Rooms
If you ask me, this is false advertising: ‘Owners Experience. ‘ If this is truly an owner’s experience, why isn’t Jake Paul’s adorable girlfriend, Jutta Leerdam, included in the package?
I want at least two nights with this woman for such a staggering price tag; if not, I struggle to envisage how this ridiculous sum of money is warranted.
There is an insane $2M “Owners Package” being sold for the Jake Paul vs. Mike Tyson fight.
It features this specially made ringside suite. Other extras include a pre-fight locker room visit with Paul & Tyson, a private security detail and standing on stage during the weigh-in. pic.twitter.com/OsvLZGp9Il
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) November 1, 2024
Some rich boy from Gen Z living off Daddies’ money might take the bait and believe he has a chance at joining Team 10 as the ultimate Jake Pauler, but outside of that demographic, who the f*ck is paying for this?
Nobody!
Oops, I spoke too soon… TorkLaw, a national personal injury law firm, has already purchased the package and made boxing news headlines, and I’d love to know their reasoning!
The More ‘Reasonable’ VIP Packages.
There are, of course, some cheaper VIP packages for the peasants. If you want that preferential treatment at the AT&T Stadium this Friday, you can opt to buy a VIP Contender Package for $5,000, a VIP Champion Package for $7,000, or a Ringside VIP Package for $20,000 – none of which are worth the paper they’ll be printed on.
I’d much rather spend thousands or millions betting on boxing from the comfort of my home. With -230 odds on Jake Paul, you have an easy chance at making $2 million to purchase a VIP experience to watch a real set of fighters because, let’s face it, the young, juiced-up Problem Child isn’t going to face much fightback from a nearly 60-year-old man.
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