Ohtani Found a Mom for Decoy!
If keeping things a secret was tracked by the MLB, Ohtani’s stats would be legendary…
Wait, Shohei Ohtani was dating somebody?! This dude is just elite at everything, including keeping a secret. If you’re like me, you just assumed that Ohtani is Los Angeles’ most eligible bachelor. Wrong! Not only was he dating somebody but it looks like he’s now married.
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The two-way superstar announced the MLB news on his Instagram.
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For some reason, there’s a cameo from his dog Decoy at the bottom right corner of the picture. Not sure why but we love dogs and I vote we see a lot more of Decoy going forward. Regardless, I’m not sure if anybody has had a more exciting past 12 months than Ohtani.
Not only did he become the highest-paid North American athlete ever with the LA Dodgers, but now he’s got himself a spouse. The wild thing is that we have no clue who Shohei Othani’s wife is. He doesn’t mention anything about her and there are no pictures of the two together. If keeping things a secret was tracked by the MLB, Ohtani’s stats would be legendary.
Shohei Ohtani homers in his @Dodgers #SpringTraining debut. 💥💥 pic.twitter.com/o6vMUHKUR4
— MLB (@MLB) February 27, 2024
How is one of the most famous people on the entire planet able to hold a secret wedding in the social media age? Also, how long has he been with this person? I’d imagine it’s been at least a couple of years. How does he go anywhere in Japan without someone snapping a picture of Ohtani and his wife?
We don’t even know if his wife is Japanese. I can’t imagine he’ll be able to keep this under wraps for long. Even the homeless people in Los Angeles have cell phones these days. It’s just a matter of time before somebody catches him out to dinner with his partner.
That said, I respect his commitment to privacy and I wish people would respect that. We’ll know who he’s with at some point because that’s just the nature of the business but it’d be nice if he was able to keep his private lie private.
This is really bad news for all the Instagram models in Los Angeles who were probably hoping to shoot their shot with the $700 million man. Ohtani doesn’t seem to like the spotlight so here’s hoping he’s able to stay out of it. That’s going to be nearly impossible in Los Angeles.
was about to turn my phone off to go to sleep and the last post I see is shohei ohtani’s marriage announcement pic.twitter.com/QzNzxotRpy
— lyx 💌 (@lyxiie) February 29, 2024
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