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MLB | Mar 01

The Sexiest Mascot in All of Sports: Dairy Daddies’ McCreamy

McCreamy’s Milkshake Will Bring All the Boys (and Girls) to the Yard!

Meet McCreamy, the Dairy Daddies’ Sexy Baseball Cow
Meet McCreamy, the Dairy Daddies’ Sexy Baseball Cow

Legen-Dairy! 🐮

I sent the picture to my wife and she said it’s “the Jacob Elordi of cows.”

Minor league baseball is a strange place. There are so many minor league baseball teams all over the country and they’ve gotta do what they can to get attention. Well, it looks like one team may be trying to corner the market on furries.

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We head down to Danville, Virginia, to tell you about the Danville Dairy Daddies. No, this is not a company that sells dairy products or some weird strip club. It’s an MLB team with the sexiest new mascot in the land. The Dairy Daddies just dropped their new mascot and well… I’ll let you see it for yourself.

There’s a lot going on here. We’ve got a shirtless buff cow thirst-trapping for an obscure minor league baseball team in the south. Could you imagine the MLB news cycle if the Toronto Blue Jays dropped a new mascot and it was just a buff ass bird holding a baseball bat?

That would likely never happen but anything is on the table in the minor leagues. Really hope the next Mike Trout has a stop with the Dairy Daddies before making it big in the MLB. Now let’s focus on the actual team.

I personally find the furry thing incredibly disturbing and it gives me nightmares so I’m really hoping the real-life mascot isn’t too sexy. However, this is really smart marketing. I’ve never heard of freaking Danville, Virginia, as I’m guessing most of the country hasn’t.

Now a ton of people know about it because of the Dairy Daddies. I can’t speak to whether or not this means the team will be any good but it’s smart marketing. The team’s social media has definitely been leaning into the ridiculousness of the whole concept.

I sent the picture to my wife and she said it’s “the Jacob Elordi of cows.” I don’t know what that means but I’m guessing that’s a compliment…

Regardless, good for the Dairy Daddies for getting some attention to the team. Maybe all the furries will start mobilizing and attending the games. I can’t think of a more horrifying image myself but good for all the people who are into sexy fake cows.

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