Oil Em Up… 😋
Can you picture the scenes if the ‘Oilers Flasher’ turns up on the ice as a team mascot?
The Edmonton Oilers have reached the Stanley Cup Final, but it isn’t Zach Hyman’s NHL scores [54] from this season that are stealing the headlines… No, of course, in this male-dominated sport, a lady who flashed her breasts in the final best-of-seven-series clash where the Dallas Stars fell to the Canadian side [4-2] is what we’re focussed on.
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However, we can’t be blamed because she’s easy on the eye, and several adult sites are in agreement as huge lump sums are being offered to the unknown Oilers fan as her boobs are now in demand.
Four wins away. #LetsGoOilers pic.twitter.com/N8BWS8WMAq
— Edmonton Oilers (@EdmontonOilers) June 3, 2024
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In game five between the Oilers and the Stars NHL Conference Finals meeting, a random fan lifted her Oilers jersey and began shaking her titties. Fortunately for us, somebody recorded it, and the clip has since gone viral…
Too funny @k8f1989 😂 #Oilin7 pic.twitter.com/GYTPXUp2sm
— World Hockey Report (@worldhockeyrpt) June 17, 2024
The viral moment is working wonders for NHL rumors, but more interestingly, the lady in question could be looking at a fat payday if she accepts one of the many contracts being thrown at her by adult content sites.
TMZ revealed “The Porn Dude” wants the Oilers flasher “in front of the camera,” and “PornDudeCasting” are also in the running. Camsoda, another adult side, has thrown a six-figure deal into the mix, and the potential of her taking up the offer is holding more suspense than the Kylian Mbappe PSG transfer saga.
One of the fastest-rising companies associated with adult-related content, OnlyFans, has also urged the unknown female to create an account on its site.
Was anyone more fired up to advance to the #StanleyCup Final than Zach Hyman? 🎙️
📺: @EdmontonOilers vs. @FlaPanthers Game 1 on Saturday, June 8 at 8p ET on ABC, @ESPNPlus, @Sportsnet, Sportsnet+, and @TVASports pic.twitter.com/u46FhiJdBt
— NHL (@NHL) June 5, 2024
Despite all of the attention, we still don’t know who those beautiful buzzems belong to, and depending on her marital status, how many drinks she had that night, and how broke she is, we might never know.
Oilers Mascot for Stanley Cup Finals?
The Oilers meet the Florida Panthers in Game 1 of a seven-game Stanley Cup final series on Sunday, June 9. But instead of that stupid Canadian Lynx, Hunter, can you picture the scenes if the ‘Oilers Flasher’ turns up on the ice as a team mascot?
The Panthers may not last one period, let alone a series.
NHL games are renowned for their wild and passionate fan bases, but nothing will make hockey fans want to puck more than if we get a second showing from the mystery gal.
IT’S HAPPENING EVERYBODY STAY CALM 🤩
The #StanleyCup Final begins on Saturday, June 8th!
(via @PR_NHL) pic.twitter.com/9V9Mx0kDAD
— NHL (@NHL) June 3, 2024
Let’s hope we don’t get some drunk, forty-something male equivalent attempting to achieve the same viral success by flashing his hockey stick in front of the masses… Equal rights are important, but nobody wants to see that.
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