NBA | June 9, 2023
Man, the latest NBA news isn’t focused on the Miami Heat and Denver Nuggets series playoff final; no, the masses are way more interested in Zion Williamson, his baby momma, and an unsettled porn star – you gotta love the NBA.
“The chances are, you mess with a pornstar, it’s going public. I don’t call Jimmy Garoppolo pornstar Jimmy for nothing.” If you haven’t heard Stephen A. Smith’s rant, you can thank me after watching it. I nearly pissed myself after this take.
If you’ve failed to pull yourself from under a rock this week, you probably think, “WTF is going on.” Well, to keep it short, New Orleans Pelicans star Zion Williamson is the hot topic of NBA rumors after announcing he will have a child. But here’s the kicker, pornstar Moriah Mills has sent shots, proclaiming he was seeing her at the same time as the baby momma.
I was with you last week in New Orleans and you couldn’t tell me you had a random thot pregnant after all I’ve done for you @Zionwilliamson
— Moriah Mills 🖤 (@moriahmillsss) June 7, 2023
Pull out the popcorn and brisk through Moriah’s Twitter feed because this woman doesn’t hold back – damn. Naturally, we take her tweets with a pinch of salt; we can’t separate fact from fiction, and her series of tweets are evidently anger-fuelled. Williamson, however, cannot be happy either way, as the viral drama stemmed from a heartwarming baby announcement.
“If you don’t know nothing else in this world, know that mommy and daddy love you.”
Zion Williamson is having a baby girl and already has so much love for his child ❤️
— ClutchPoints (@ClutchPointsApp) June 6, 2023
In conclusion of the gossip, we’ve got a 33-year-old pornstar fighting a 29-year-old Instagram thot over a 22-year-old NBA millionaire. You thought women don’t fight over men? Well, sorry, you’re wrong.
For all y’all talking sporty Zion Williamson New Baby mama Got them Thumpers 🥊 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/yMU4IOzbMO
— BIG MULA TV (@chuckmula) June 6, 2023
Sh*t, put Williamson and Ja Morant in a rap group at this point and name them “Thots and Glocks.”
Zion Williamson passing Ja Morant when entering Adam Silvers house pic.twitter.com/m4aspE2aiq
— iregretlikingsports (@Jimmy2424555) June 8, 2023
We shouldn’t laugh at the struggles of others but multi-millionaires with very few struggles; we don’t mind making the exception. I usually bet on basketball spreads and totals, but I’d definitely put a wager on Zion entering next season with a certain swagger.
Zion Williamson entering next season like pic.twitter.com/JpUfGP12b2
— iamtheREALvegasMURPH (@RealMurphdog916) June 8, 2023
Let’s bring this mocking to an end. We wish you and your unborn child well, Zion; no hate here. But seriously, you’re 22, and this mishap is a minor mistake. Many of your critics have done a lot worse; live yo life, my man.
Congrats to Zion Williamson & his BM! They’re expecting a girl! 💗 pic.twitter.com/lwz2mctYDv
— SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀 (@SaycheeseDGTL) June 6, 2023