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NFL | Jun 17

Everything We Know About Bill Belichick’s 24-Year-Old Girlfriend

Yes, Legendary Football Coach Bill Belichick Is Dating a Girl 48 Years Younger Than Him!

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[Bill] you are the embodiment of virtue, dedication, humility and grace. – Jordon Hudson

Some pretty salacious NFL news just came out about former Patriots head coach Bill Belichick and his relationship with a 24-year-old former cheerleader, and the details are…well, hilarious. The revelation alone brought to mind images of a BBL’d party girl scheming her way into his fortune and monitoring his every breath in hopes of securing an easy payday.

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However, upon investigating the new Bill Belichick girlfriend and her Instagram, I learned several things about her. Jordon Hudson is a self-proclaimed philosopher (perhaps focusing on ethical considerations surrounding significant age gaps in relationships), an entrepreneur (presumably getting that bag from Ol’ Bill), a former Cheerleader, a pageant girl, and a ‘Bird-er.’

It seems that Belichick and Jordon Husdon began their relationship while he was still with Linda Holliday. Now, after dating for some time, they have started making more public appearances together. He effectively hard-launched their relationship by bringing her to Tom Brady’s Patriots Hall of Fame induction ceremony on June 12.

At the ceremony, she posted an image of Belichick’s backside to her IG story and wrote, “You are the embodiment of virtue, dedication, humility and grace. I am deeply moved by you.” LOL. Who’s going to show her all the NFL rumors over the years?

 

Love at First Sight?

According to TMZ, Hudson’s former teammate shared that it all began on a flight from Boston to Florida in 2021, where the two apparently struck up a conversation about philosophy. As a former philosophy student myself at the age of 21, I can safely bet there was no groundbreaking wisdom this cheerleader had to bestow upon a man who has been on this earth for 48 (!) more years than her. Let’s be real: While she toiled over Immanuel Kant’s categorical imperative, Belichick was categorically trying to smash.

While this may be shocking for some to digest, it is also worth noting that the human brain doesn’t fully develop until around the age of 25, so perhaps once her judgment centers are fully formed, she will see the situation for what it truly is or seek EMDR therapy to cope with any distressing memories of a naked Bill Belichick—ok, I’ll stop there.

Whatever the case, this all coming to light after the Tom Brady roast is a damn shame. That would have been some great fodder for the joke fest. And to be clear, I’m not hating on Jordon Hudson here. Out of all the gold-diggers out there, she actually seems like a relatively normal, multi-passionate person with varied interests and a lust for life. She’d really have just been foolish to squander the opportunity.

If I met Bill Belichick on a flight at the age of 21 and he let me bend his ear about rudimentary philosophy, I’d probably wait around to exploit his $70 million fortune, too. So good for her! She’s living my dream.

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