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Jason Kelce Lost His Super Bowl Ring in a Pool of Chili

Is Anyone Else Getting Tired of the Kelce Bros’ Antics?

Jason Kelce Lost His Super Bowl Ring in a Pool of Chili
Former NFL player Jason Kelce | Tim Nwachukwu/Getty Images/AFP

What the Actual F*ck Happened Here??

We can safely assume my Super Bowl ring is now in a landfill. – Jason Kelce

I have a confession to make: I think I might be out on the Kelce brothers. Not like all the way out, but maybe like can I live my life for a few weeks without seeing them do dumb things.

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I was all the way in on watching Jason Kelce tailgate with Bills Mafia. I’m in on the New Heights podcast which from the few episodes I have listened to seems entertaining.

Is there a way to order a little less Kelce though? Like I still want some Kelce in my life, but maybe not the full Kelce experience. Let me explain…

 

There’s So Much About This Chili Thing I Don’t Understand

That latest shenanigans have Jason somehow losing his Super Bowl ring while he was in a giant tub of chili. There’s a lot about this that I really don’t understand.

I know Cincinnati is known for its chili but like why was your Super Bowl ring anywhere near you at this moment? This comes after Travis Kelce spiked a beer on stage after receiving an honorary degree.

I know T-Swift draws a lot of criticism, but maybe it’s the Kelce bros we could do a little less of.

 

I’ve Reached My Kelce Limit

You know how many people would love a Super Bowl ring? Now, Jason thinks his is sitting somewhere in an Ohio landfill.

“They could not find it… All of this stuff has been thrown away so I think we can safely assume my Super Bowl ring is now in a landfill someplace in the Cincinnati-tristate area. I didn’t think that would happen,” Jason explained on the New Heights pod.

I’m sure by the time football season arrives, I will be anxious to hear how Jason does as a full-time analyst. For now, I may just need to mute the term Kelce until the NFL news heats back up.

Jason Kelce’s net worth is $30 million, so I think he’ll be just fine without me.

I might just be in my post-Kelce era.

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