Behind Every Great QB Is an Even Greater Woman
Josh already won by locking down Hailee, but now he’s coming for a Super Bowl ring.
It has been known for centuries—a man is nothing without his woman. I believe James Brown said it best: “[Josh Allen] wouldn’t be nothing, nothing without a woman or a girl.” And in this case, that woman is Hailee Steinfeld. I know that’s right, James.
🚨INSANE: #BILLS QB JOSH ALLEN HAS GONE OFF SINCE HE GOT ENGAGED TO HAILEE STEINFELD.
In his 3 games since his engagement
• 123.9 passer rating
• 852 passing yards
• 7 passing touchdowns
• Zero interceptions
• 168 rushing yards
• 6 rushing touchdowns
• 13 total TDs— MLFootball (@_MLFootball) December 16, 2024
No, but seriously, have we considered that the real secret to NFL domination might be having Hailee Steinfeld by your side? Because since Bills QB Josh Allen announced his engagement to her, this man has been playing like he is not of this earth. And everyone in NFL news and on X has noticed.
Josh Allen is proof that being with the right woman can change your entire life
— sarah (@fangirlfornfl) December 15, 2024
The Numbers Don’t Lie
Let’s talk about the Josh Allen stats because he’s been putting up MVP-worthy numbers. The Bills QB has racked up nearly 3,400 passing yards, thrown for 25 touchdowns, and has just five interceptions. For context, last season, he had 18 interceptions, so it’s clear the man is locked in. On the ground? 484 rushing yards and 11 touchdowns. Dual-threat legend.
Josh Allen proposed to Hailee Steinfeld and became Goku.
— uptotask.bsky.social (@UpToTASK) December 16, 2024
Oh, and did I mention the Buffalo Bills are currently sitting at 11-3? This isn’t just a good season, it’s an MVP-level season. The NFL MVP odds agree: Allen is now the clear favorite, and unless Saquon Barkley decides to single-handedly run the Eagles to the Super Bowl, this award feels like it’s Josh’s to lose.
Thank You, Hailee
Listen, Josh Allen and Hailee Steinfeld have been quietly dating since spring 2023, but since announcing their engagement mid-season, Allen has taken it to another level. You don’t propose by candlelight by the water and not follow that up with elite NFL game performances. It’s science and makes for great news.
So if you’re a Bills fan, I’d be thankful for one person and one person only: Hailee Steinfeld. You can thank her later when Allen delivers that Super Bowl trophy to Buffalo. Because while other celebrity couples (cough Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce cough) might hog the headlines, Josh Allen and Hailee are out here proving that love is, in fact, the ultimate cheat code.
Josh Allen since getting engaged:
14 TD’s
1.3k yards
0 TO’s
0 sacksThank you Hailee, you just helped fully unlock an all time talent. pic.twitter.com/lcE1gFVCCd
— j (@jaylegone) December 16, 2024
Super Bowl or Bust
With MVP odds in his favor and the Bills playing like legitimate contenders, the postseason is where it really counts. Josh Allen already won by locking down Hailee Steinfeld, but now he’s coming for a Super Bowl ring. And honestly? I wouldn’t bet against him.
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