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Soccer | Mar 29

Euro 2024 Fans Warned About Strength of German Beer

Strong Beer? Please…

Euro 2024 Fans Warned About Strength of German Beer
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We Drink Beer for Breakfast

There’s a greater chance of Diddy going celibate than most Brits not being able to handle beer…

The Euro 2024 competition is just around the corner, and with at least half a million British supporters expected to travel to Germany, the Foreign Office is already warning English and Scottish fans about the strength of German beer.

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“Beer can be stronger in Germany, so drink responsibly, know your limits, and respect locals. You may not be let into the stadium if you drink too much.”

The above statement was the unnecessary advice given by the Foreign Office within its Euro 2024 “travel advice” section.


They must be new to the party; bless them. Such patronizing “advice” is nothing short of a joke, and instead of focusing on serious issues, these muppets have decided to give a warning on alcohol percentages.

Anyone, and I mean ANYONE, using a lifeline phone call on Who Wants to Be A Millionaire involving a question on beer would be calling an Englishman over the dorks sitting in the Foreign Office, that’s for sure… The damn cheek of them.

Shocking claims because there’s a greater chance of Diddy going celibate than most Brits not being able to handle beer.

 

Absolute Nonsense

When England lifts the Euro Cup and triumphs in Germany like we did 79 years ago, you better believe we’ll be chugging the strongest beer. No worries: we sip this sh*t for breakfast around here.

As for the Scots, they put whiskey on baby pacifiers, so I wouldn’t worry about that lot either. And just for the record, the last time I personally indulged, during a trip to Cancun, I was throwing back 20-plus beers per day just as a warmup.


This soccer news initially enraged me, but good luck, UEFA, because most British football fans will see this as a challenge. And guess what, unless German security is still butt-hurt that their fascist nation crumbled, those stadiums are going to be filled with pissed-up Brits screaming the house down, making other nations’ supporters seem non-existent.

There should be minimal worry about whether or not UK supporters can handle beer, but how will the Germans handle England winning all of their European Championship soccer games and bringing that trophy back to the UK?

It’s coming home!

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