Prenup? Get it together, men; that’s old news. If you want to avoid losing your riches in a divorce settlement, just sign your entire life earnings over to your Mom; that’s what Achraf Hakimi did.
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The soccer rumors are true, Paris Saint Germain star Achraf Hakimi is getting a divorce, and the same old story that’s existed throughout humankind instantly played out. The soon-to-be ex-wife began hunting for his riches. Despite being a multi-millionaire TV actress herself, Hiba Abouk wasn’t satisfied and demanded half of his property. Still, this man has figured out and is now an inspiration for men worldwide – don’t legally own anything.
The millions earnt from Ligue 1 soccer club each month are paid into his mother’s account, as he doesn’t own property, cars, houses, or jewelry – but Mrs. Fatima is balling. Whenever the soccer star needs money, he simply asks his Mom. The kind of stuff legends are made of.
Hakimi & Mbappe waiting for Hakimi’s Mom to come pay the shop attendant… pic.twitter.com/g2LaDOr7R2
— 🌷David☘ (@DManyun_) April 19, 2023
Before you start attacking me, I understand the situation that led to the divorce. Hakimi was accused of rape, but we should highlight the word “accused.” It wouldn’t be the first or the last time a famous athlete was accused of such heinous crimes, and he’s innocent until proven guilty. So, as far as I’m concerned, and until found guilty, he’s nothing more than an icon right now, the kind of icon that has been bent over by their ex-wives for everything they own, that is.
The latest soccer news surrounding this topic even suggests Hakimi could take half of his wife’s riches because she’s legally richer than him; what a turn of events. More interestingly, Hakimi’s followers have increased to over 3 million on Instagram, and we know 99.9% are married men. It would seem Hakimeology is something that needs to be reviewed.
Apparently, Hakimi used to say to his wife, “You’re my everything,” little did she know he was being literal.
Hakimi in the court😁😁 pic.twitter.com/FMTzaTH3L4
— E_wushu (@wushuwushu158) April 16, 2023
Ok, so the jokes may be distasteful to some, but I can’t stop myself. With so much outside interference from counter movements, cancel culture and “real men” defending each side of this situation, it’s quite sad and dramatic as people act like they know the full truth… you know nothing; get over yourself.
The real question is, how do we move forward as a society? Personally, I gave my Mom $10,000 as soon as the news broke. Today, I asked her for $500, and she explained how she had carried me for nine months, damnit. Money’s gone.
Let this be a lesson, specifically to Arsenal football club. Sign that trophy in Mikel Arteta’s name; that will prevent Manchester City from taking everything you have.