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Man City Just Secured Haaland’s Future With a Mahomes-Style Mega-Deal

Erling Haaland Signed a Major Contract Which Keeps Him in Blue Until 2034

Man City Just Secured Haaland's Future With a Mahomes-Style Mega-Deal
Erling HAALAND of Manchester City-Matthieu Mirville / DPPI via AFP

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There are going to potentially be three World Cups before Haaland is a free agent…

The latest soccer news has me wondering about the easiest way to earn $600,000 in a week. It is certainly not journalism if that’s even a fair word to describe my ramblings.

Most of the options appear to be illegal, so I’ll avoid voicing those so as not to go the way of TikTok and get banned. Erling Haaland appears to have found a perfectly legal way to make this 600K weekly, and it involves being one of the best strikers on the planet.

Haaland’s stats are impressive as the star already has 16 goals during the 2024-25 season. Few players can match his output—we are not the same.

Haaland signed a new deal with Man City until 2034 which I fully expect us all to be using flying cars to get around by the time the grey-haired star escapes Manchester.

 

Erling Haaland’s Deal With Man City Ends After Like Three World Cups

Consider this, there are going to potentially be three World Cups that have not been played before Haaland is a free agent.

Some of this depends on when Erling Haaland’s contract ends in 2034 combined with the dates for the Saudi Arabia World Cup in the same year. Regardless, you get the point.

Will Haaland actually play out the length of this contract in Man City’s signature blue kits? History tells us not to be given all the endless transfers around the world. I look forward to seeing Haaland play for Atlanta United in 2033, and Man City making a ton of cash on the transfer.

 

Patrick Mahomes Has a Comparable $450 Million Contract

The closest comparison to Haaland we have in American football is Patrick Mahomes’ contract which is for a modest 10-year, $450 million. Mahomes’ deal ends after the 2031 season, but a quarterback’s career length appears to be endless after Tom Brady’s wizardry at 45 years old.

NFL math is fuzzy as Mahomes somehow had a $9.8 million base salary during the 2024 season. Some of this is due to a recent contract restructure which simply shuffles around when Mahomes is paid.

By comparison, Falcons backup Kirk Cousins had a $12.5 million salary for 2024. Don’t worry fans, Mahomes is not going to have to take on a second job just to survive.

 

Pat Mahomes Has an Estimated Net Worth of $90 Million

Pat Mahomes’ net worth is estimated at $90 million. This is based on a combination of Mahomes’ football earnings combined with the star being the face of approximately 17 products.

No word yet on whether Haaland can throw no-look passes like Mahomes. As for the star quarterback, it is money well spent as the KC Chiefs odds to win the Super Bowl are second at +350 just behind the Lions’ +280 chances.

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