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Rat Roster

name a rat after your ex

You can now name a rat basketball player after your ex

In New York, they say the rats don’t run the city—we do. But in a place where you’re just as likely to cross paths with your ex as with a furry little pest, we’ve come up with the perfect way to channel your frustrations: meet the Rat Roster.

Ahead of Valentine’s Day, for just $15, you can name your ex after one of our starting players and officially draft them onto the team. You’ll even receive a personalized certificate to commemorate your Rat Roster player—because if you’re going to name or date a rat, you might as well make it official.

All you need to do is register your interest in our form below, the best ex-story will then be chosen to name our team. New York’s rat problem and dating woes have never been more relatable. The Rat Roster is here to let you laugh, vent, and put a name to those memories.

register today

Sneaky and squeaky

New York’s Rat Roster line up

You may play games you don't want to in your relationship, but the rats on the Rat Roster won’t play with your heart. Watch these furry friends nibble and dribble their way to victory! Cheer on your favorite ex—oops, we mean rat—below.

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[Your ex’s name] FORWARD
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[Your ex’s name] CENTER
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[Your ex’s name] FORWARD
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[Your ex’s name] GUARD
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[Your ex’s name] GUARD
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INTERESTED IN NAMING A RAT AFTER YOUR EX?

Applications will close February 14th, and the best ex stories will be chosen for their rats to be drafted into the starting five, fulfilling your ex's unmet childhood dream of being a pro athlete.ent, and put a name to those memories.

Enter your information for a certificate below

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