Craziest Things People Have Done At Casinos
A Look at the Strange Superstitions and Shocking Shenanigans of Casino Regulars
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We scoured the internet—and also maybe the depths of our own traumatic Vegas memories—to find the absolute strangest, funniest, and most deranged things people have done at casinos.
Cash casinos are basically just human experiment zones with liquor licenses, and the results? Honestly disturbing. Here are five stories that make us question the collective psyche of our fellow gamblers:
Peeing Pants
“Saw a guy piss his pants at the craps table because his roll was hot and they wouldn’t let him go to the bathroom. He did in fact 7 out.”
Honestly, the dedication? I respect it. The math of it all? Maybe less so. Risking a urinary tract infection for a couple of comped shrimp cocktails isn’t giving what he thought it was giving.
Salt and Balls Guy
This one comes courtesy of Vice. Apparently, there was a guy in Bucharest who would throw salt into an ashtray every time the roulette wheel spun. Also, every spin, he’d adjust his balls. Every. Single. Time. Said it improved his odds.
Some people carry rabbit’s feet. Some people fondle their own. Who are we to judge? (We’re judging… and definitely not high-fiving you when you win.)
DIY Diaper
“Woman won $3,000 on a slot machine and refused to get up. She peed in her souvenir yard cup to avoid losing her lucky seat.”
There’s something about winning money while surrounded by your own bodily fluids that really screams American Dream.
The Cash Cannibal
“Guy lost a big bet and tried to eat his money before security could take it. Literally stuffed it in his mouth and chewed.”
Pro tip: if you’re gonna lose big playing blackjack for money, maybe just scream into a pillow like the rest of us.
The Chant Baddie
“A regular at our table used to hum a chant every time she bet, it was like a Gregorian monk or psychward vibes here. Wouldn’t have been so creepy if she didn’t look like Damian from the Omen.”
You know the chanting may be weird, but I’m kinda into it. I legit called my mom while playing the slots to get her to put my win on her prayer chain. Sometimes, you just need some good old-fashioned help from the heavens.
I also once saw a man in a velour tracksuit convince himself he could win back his losses by rubbing his debit card on the felt. He did not win. But he did tell me to “follow the scent of luck,” which honestly? I’ve been following ever since.
So there ya have it: the weird of the weird. Let’s all just hope our bizarre behavior never ends up in casino news headlines—or at the very least, let’s hope we stay anonymous like these weirdos. And hey, if you have a weak bladder or a fear of salt-laced ashtrays, maybe just stick to online casinos where you have unfettered access to the restroom and zero risk of watching someone eat their own money.
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